Day: 2
Time: 60 Minutes
Distance: 7.6 KM
Calories: 832
Today, I ran! I ran hard! I ran so hard, I chaffed my nipples! Jogging along, I remembered the scene from the Office(US Version) where Andy is running and is bleeding from his nipples. For the first time in my life, I felt sorry for him. Then I googled it and found this! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ivans_Lisicins_in_2010.JPG
Be warned, it's graphic!
WTF? Why Nipples, Why? You do literally nothing(on a man) yet you are now demand so much. So soon, I guess I will have to buy some proper running shirts! Nipples beware, your chapped days are over and I can go back to ignoring you.
Part of the reason for the chapped nipples was Camperdown Fitness. This gym, appears to dislike its airconditioner. So it's always so fricken hot. I always wondered why runners stuck to the machines in the middle of the bank of treadmills and today, perched on the last machine, I realised why. They middle machines get the most fan coverage. Glorious fans!
Now for the fit and attractive people, this doesn't matter. A little run, a little sweat and suddenly you look amazing. For the fatties like me, their needs to be a priority system for the center treadmills. We demand it!!! FATTIES UNITE!!
I am proud of myself today. I went 600m further than yesterday in the same time. It's not much, but its an improvement and that's the main thing. I also burnt a shite load of calories! My only issue is yesterday afternoon, I somehow hurt my foot. I was just walking along and noticed it was suddenly hurting. It's just localised on the side of my foot, but it hurts! Anyone got any ideas what it is? Any ideas on how to make it get better?
Anyways, I am off to research the latest in nipple protection.
I also want to say a big thanks to Natalie Tran, who tweeted about me! Any support you can give me is much appreciated- IT IS FOR CHARITY YOU KNOW. It also keeps me going. Also please comment below, I'd love to hear some feedback or nipple protection ideas.
Also good luck to Ole in Denmark, who let me know he now is going to sign up to a gym, create his own goals, and run along side me! CHAMPION!
Time: 60 Minutes
Distance: 7.6 KM
Calories: 832
Today, I ran! I ran hard! I ran so hard, I chaffed my nipples! Jogging along, I remembered the scene from the Office(US Version) where Andy is running and is bleeding from his nipples. For the first time in my life, I felt sorry for him. Then I googled it and found this! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ivans_Lisicins_in_2010.JPG
Be warned, it's graphic!
WTF? Why Nipples, Why? You do literally nothing(on a man) yet you are now demand so much. So soon, I guess I will have to buy some proper running shirts! Nipples beware, your chapped days are over and I can go back to ignoring you.
Part of the reason for the chapped nipples was Camperdown Fitness. This gym, appears to dislike its airconditioner. So it's always so fricken hot. I always wondered why runners stuck to the machines in the middle of the bank of treadmills and today, perched on the last machine, I realised why. They middle machines get the most fan coverage. Glorious fans!
Now for the fit and attractive people, this doesn't matter. A little run, a little sweat and suddenly you look amazing. For the fatties like me, their needs to be a priority system for the center treadmills. We demand it!!! FATTIES UNITE!!
I am proud of myself today. I went 600m further than yesterday in the same time. It's not much, but its an improvement and that's the main thing. I also burnt a shite load of calories! My only issue is yesterday afternoon, I somehow hurt my foot. I was just walking along and noticed it was suddenly hurting. It's just localised on the side of my foot, but it hurts! Anyone got any ideas what it is? Any ideas on how to make it get better?
Anyways, I am off to research the latest in nipple protection.
I also want to say a big thanks to Natalie Tran, who tweeted about me! Any support you can give me is much appreciated- IT IS FOR CHARITY YOU KNOW. It also keeps me going. Also please comment below, I'd love to hear some feedback or nipple protection ideas.
Also good luck to Ole in Denmark, who let me know he now is going to sign up to a gym, create his own goals, and run along side me! CHAMPION!
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