Day: 32
Time: 65 Minutes
Distance: 9.7 KM
Calories: 1158

There I was…Running the best time I have run since I have started this whole thing. I was running at a pace of almost 9km/h, meaning by the time I got to the end of my 65 minutes, I had already hit 9.7km, 100 meters over my daily goal. But I was tired. I had run the last 10 minutes at 9.5-10km/h and it had taken it out of me.  The machine stopped and I bent over, eyes closed, sucking sweet , glorious oxygen into my aching lungs. After 10 seconds I opened my eyes and contemplated running to the water cooler to get some cold water. However, as I looked down I was met with a surprise. I had peed over myself!

Well lets be clear- I didn’t pee myself.. it just looked very much like I had. There I was with a massive wet patch travelling from my groin downwards. You see I had failed to realise three crucial things in my run today.

1)Firstly, all my gym gear was still wet from being washed, so I needed to run in my old,crappy pair of tights whilst wearing light grey gym shorts and a thick tshirt.

2) I started running on a machine which happened to not be covered by any fan- meaning I got hot- very quickly!

3) I was running the fastest I have ever run…

So what it created was perfect storm of sweat! I should have realised half way through when my shirt was clinging to me like I had just jumped into a swimming pool.

So it suddenly dawned on me that it wasn’t urine(OBVIOUSLY AS I DIDN’T PEE DAH) but instead I was simply so sweaty and the only patch of my clothes that was dry was a small ring around my manbits. I don’t know why it was just around my old friend but literally my shorts were completely sodden apart from this small dryish ring.

Instead of continuing running and possibly smashing out one of the longest distances I have ever run… I held my towel over my groin pretending like I was casually walking as I literally ran out of the gym.

It was only when I got home that I realise just how sweaty I was. I actually wrung my shirt and was welcomed with a solid stream of liquid coming out. 

So that ends a reasonably traumatic running experience. But hey- two days and I have run 2 of the top 3 quickest runs so far! Pretty darn good!!!! Oh and if you read my post below, I should be good to hand in by March! HUZZAH!